radiolocked:

son-of-a-batch-of-cookies:

baklavagina:

thedeadorchestra:

ahobbitinallbutsize:


fUCK

o i c wat u did

THE AMOUNT OF LAUGHTER THAT JUST LEFT ME WAS INHUMAN
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE EGG TO BURST OPEN

i was expecting it to say scrambled but i was pleasantly surprised

daestgsudfyt

SOBBING HYSTERICALLY

THIS IS WAY TOO FUNNY FOR ME BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE. THE ONLY KIND OF EGGS I EAT ARE EGGS BENEDICT. 

radiolocked:

son-of-a-batch-of-cookies:

baklavagina:

thedeadorchestra:

ahobbitinallbutsize:

fUCK

o i c wat u did

THE AMOUNT OF LAUGHTER THAT JUST LEFT ME WAS INHUMAN

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE EGG TO BURST OPEN

i was expecting it to say scrambled but i was pleasantly surprised

daestgsudfyt

SOBBING HYSTERICALLY

THIS IS WAY TOO FUNNY FOR ME BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE. THE ONLY KIND OF EGGS I EAT ARE EGGS BENEDICT. 

(Source: onplanetgallifrey)